Thursday, May 29, 2008
I can't drive. I can't sew (much to my chagrin). I can't read a map. I can't tell left from right unless my wedding ring is on. I'm geographically inept. I can't decipher instructions without words, you know the Ikea furniture petroglyph type. I must be destined for royalty by design. Where are my servants, jester, seamstress and driver?
I'm very sad today because I want to do stuff, but alas my noodle is designed for creative thought only. Perhaps, I can design someone to do all of my handiwork. Thinks. "I tried that twice and it didn't work". Oh well. What are you thinking about this Thursday? What can't you do?
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