Tameka says: Arms flailing like a quasi-angry New Yorker "What the hell is the problem? I've shut down and restarted, cleared the cache and they're still not communicating...ugh"!
Narrator (also known as the voices in my head): Could it be after years of symbiotic bliss...is there-dare I say, a rift in the seemingly stable relationship of Camera von Kodak and Sir Hewlett Packard (Roll the r in ard-there you go).
Tameka says: Looking faint (actually that look is anger but faint is more dramatic-so we'll keep it), "This is already Sir Hewlett's second Camera-he left the other a year or so ago. As I understand it, she just wasn't meeting his increasing need for more in-depth clarity in his vibrant, colorful life. Whatever will I do, they're the backbone of my blog family"? (and so many other random acts of craftiness)
Narrator: Can Grumpy (it's been a whirlwind week)..er Favorite Guy step in and work his IT magic or will Lady Camera von Kodak and Sir Hewlett Packard suffer a messy and expensive divorce?
Tameka says: "I had a feeling, somewhere in the back of my mind that it would come to this one day. That he'd leave her, for Canon or one of those other sleek and complicated women-just not this soon."
Have a Bon-Bon, this may take a while. Commercial break...