Oh no the hell you didn't!

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Do you ever wonder what the wives of the presidential candidates and their girlfriends talk about? The wives have to have some pretty thick skins and finely tuned bullshit sensors to wade the storm that is politics. They say, "Behind every good man is a great woman". (I don't know about all of that behind business, but I'll allow them this one instance.) I bet they're pretty awesome and as I was telling favorite guy the other day, I'll never be quite that awesome.

I've become undone over music reviews, perceived tone in e-mails, and minor business disputes. Could you just imagine if everywhere you looked, everywhere you turned-every channel, every radio broadcast, podcast, blog, Etc. section of the Etsy fora, someone had something to say about your husband? Some of it good, some of it not so much and most of it pretty damn bad! Yikes! So tell me Michelle, when Barack comes home are you sitting at the dining room table in your mu mu, head scarf, coffee mug in hand, talking to your best girlfriend and sporting a Noxzema covered grimace? And, do you say, "Girl he just came in! Let me go tell him about his damn self and I'll call you tomorrow. Alright girl, bye!" Do you then ask him, "How in the hell did you let all them damn people catch you slippin' at Saddleback?" Followed, by a lengthy sucking of the teeth, a few "mm mm mmms" and a neck roll or two? Do you vow to have "something" for all of the "haterade drinking nay-sayers" once you get in the White House? Note: "Something" can be anything but when used in this context it certainly indicates the imminent threat of a good ol fashioned ass whippin'. I.e. And, this is one of my favorites, "You bring your ass in here one minute past twelve and I got something for you". You follow? Good. Winks. Do you harangue him about how you "Just got through telling your girlfriend (You know the one whom you tell everything, much to your husband's chagrin.) how you had a feeling this shit was going to happen"? Do you then say horribly immature albeit cathartic things about the opponent's wife's chastity, hair, makeup and wardrobe? I mean, I'm just asking because...well, I would!

Unfathomable, the degree of caffeinated beverage consumption required to withstand the squawking of an entire nation as they debate my husband's qualifications, intentions, religious affiliations, ethnicity, integrity, and more. Insanity would surely ensue. Do you remember when Wendy Williams drove Whitney's train off the track?! Tsk tsk, ugly, ugly. So, with that being said if you know what's good for you, you'll keep that woman's husband's name out your mouth! And know you will surely need prayer if you start messing with them children! Laughs...

I'm taking the weekend off-I think...I'll see. There's still time to try the Meganame Generator and enter to win some cool promotional goodies care of Tea & Honey Bread and next dimension music. Mind your manners and shush your mouth.

Peace