Wednesday, December 24, 2008

This means war...

War paint that is! Favorite guy and I are going to a party! Yes, a real party with people and party stuff. The young lady our Jordan is "seeing"(Which I am told is not to be mistaken with dating or the antiquated, going out."Get with it mom".) is the spawn of social beings. They are part of a social club (Shudders, but just a bit.)

I've been obsessing, I mean planning my hostess gift recipe, outfit and of course, parties mean war paint! Every time an event arises, I slather on the pore-clogging, erm... complexion evening stuff. And afterwards, I scrub and kvetch and, I tug at the gooified lashes attached to my tender blackened lids. It truly is a battle. Nevertheless, in a few short hours I will pop my spinach parmesan pinwheels in the oven, dig the battle palette from the depths, toss the smelly expired stuff and begin painting away.

Of course there will be pictures and battle stories...if I drink enough fine lager I may even compose a battle hymn. Stay tuned. Happy holidays, no really I mean it!

8 comments:

High Desert Diva said...

OMG...I cannot wait for the battle hymn!

Favorite Guy! Make sure she gets the fine lager...

Ms. Bar B: said...

LOL @ if I drink enough fine lager I may even compose a battle hymn.

I can't help but picture Nene of Housewives of Atlanta. Can't wait to see the flicks =)

Meka said...

Ha! You'll have a smashing time. And just what would happen if you wore no war paint?

shiborigirl said...

Yes, please, post pix! I'd love to see you in your war paint. (And I'm so glad you feel well enough to go out!)

I'll hoist a glass of champagne to you and your unsinkable spirits. :-)

I hope Santa brings you lots of toys...

Kate

Cecile/DreamCreateRepeat said...

Yes, indeed....post pictures! I bet you will look quite smashing (and don't forget pictures of the pinwheelss...yum!)

Merry Christmas!

fly tie said...

waiting...

A Cuban In London said...

Happy holidays to you, too. Sounds like a fun party the one you're going to. I look forward to the review :-).

Greetings from London.

Yvonne said...

oh, I can't wait to hear the stories from this one. I'll be stalking this sites until you give us some updates.

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